It’s March 2020 and the Diamonds (Doormat Doug and Dynamo Dalia) are a thirty-something married couple on the brink of divorce in NYC, who must now unexpectedly quarantine together in a 600 square foot apartment (with their three young children!) after CoronaVirus slams into the Big Apple. His wife’s manipulative guilt and overwhelming fear of infecting the family forces Doug to choose between the hot new mystery lady he’s become entangled with and the safety of those he loves. A big surprise, a longtime secret, and a shocking “oops” are revealed along the way, enlightening both husband and wife to ultimately conclude that successfully navigating a pandemic requires far more than just protecting your physical health.
Zoom along with the Diamonds as they not only rid themselves of their own individual mute buttons — they crank up the volume and finally begin living their truth out loud!
Doug Diamond — Nerdy Engineer, Twists Himself Into a Pretzel For Love!
Dalia Diamond — Doug’s Drama Queen, Attention-Seeking Wife, Total Sassy Pants!
Barbara (Barb/Barbie) — Surprisingly Sultry, Soulful Singer, (Wolf-Whistle!) Even Her Shadow is Sexy.
Ruby — Drab, Awkward, Quirky, Intelligent, Honest to a Fault, Ruby is the Real Gem Amongst the Diamonds in the Rough.
AND THE BEAT GOES ON . . .
Listen to ZOOM TUNE, the original audience warm-up song (pre-curtain!) for “Oops, You’re On Mute!” right HERE
Listen to CHAOS ADDICT, the first song Dalia Diamond sings right HERE. What a shame she’s so repressed, eh?
Listen to GOODBYE ENGINEER GUY, showcasing intellectual Doug Diamond finally cutting loose as he fancies himself a dorky Tom Petty right HERE.
Listen to NAUGHTY, a seductive, suggestive, sizzle of a song by “You Know Who,” right HERE. Yep, it’s “WhatsHerName!” Shhhhhh.
Listen to a DIVORCE PROPOSAL right HERE (Tip: Be sure to get down on bended knee afterwards.) Because why should “Will You Marry Me?” be the only formal creative proposal?
Listen to OOPS, as Doug reclaims his power and does a geeky Bruce Springsteen right HERE.
"OOPS, YOU'RE ON MUTE!" 